Connecting decision makers to a dynamic network of information, people and ideas, Bloomberg quickly and accurately delivers business and financial information, news and insight around the world. I can hear my neighbors having sex several times a week. Sometimes it even wakes me up at night. Is the universe against me? The universe may or may not be against you, but that has nothing to do with your neighbors having loud sex. In fact, it's very common for the residents of apartment buildings to overhear the mid-coital confessions of couples on the other side of the wall. A few years ago, the real estate site BrickUnderground surveyed New Yorkers about this very matter. Here's some fun with numbers on their findings: 68 percent heard their neighbors go at it on occasion; about 60 percent could hear "thumping," 56 percent heard simple moaning, and 28 percent heard screams of passion; another 23 percent heard an "other" sound, which I can only guess means a squeaky bed or a horrified house pet scurrying for cover. The most popular suggestion is leaving a not-terribly-safe-for-work note under their door. The note may or may not enclose a CD you've burned of their sex noises — your choice.
He looks, and hangs out with other Hispanic immigrants that throng the streets of my town lately. As I stand in my porch, sipping a big cup of my late morning coffee, he stares at me insolently. He does not peek a look the way most stranger would. But every once in a while, he would break eye contact with the man he was chatting up, and turn his gaze on me. It would linger on my blonde hair, pale white face, my slightly sagging, but still attractive breasts and my long legs. He is dressed in a dirty white shirt, unbuttoned almost all the way to his hairless waist, and a pair of equally dirty and worn jeans. Yesterday he hung around in the same spot for about an hour before leaving. I assumed he would have some kind of transient job. Today I smile at him. He responds with a smile that almost succeeds in concealing his surprise at my smile.
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I've read this story a couple times before. Seems to always turn out well, so what the hell, go for it. Surprise her with a nice iron from one of those kiosks in the mall.
She'll be yours as long as you want her. If she comes back and starts talking about anything besides the CCG, punch her in the face and leave. Did I say I was? I asked a question. Quit acting like you're the only one who smokes around here.
Assuming you are single and a hot chick comes down and makes you dinner in a towel after showering after the 2 of you have spent the day together and you are looking for a little peak. No big deal. I was just saying you should get her high, then do her You going to Indy Saturday? Want to match? It should have taken you about 12 seconds to get that towel off once she showed up in it - unless of course you are gay. Bitch showers and comes back in a towel?!!!!!
And you are looking for the green light? Brah really. Maybe she should come down naked with a vibrating dildo jammed up her azz carrying a traffic light stuck on green. U poor bastard Start New Topic. Back To Topics. More Options. Handcuff yourself naked to her bed. Cardinal Fang. Oh yeah - pics or GTFO. Money Mike Jud Owns Digger. Never pass up the opportunity to bang a Vietnamese chick. She sounds like a freak. Go for it especially after you've had a few drinks. Quit being a bitch. Chappy Sinclair. Are you still over there waiting for her to get back or have you already blown it?
IB Fine. What if her son is your real father See if she burns, if she smokes, she pokes. See if she burns, if she smokes, she pokes son, are you trying to teach me the way of the weed? Nobody should have eaten any penne meatballs with out a fish appetizer if this story is true. That's not amore. It's not even a good story. Hitch I'm calling BS You know how I know your gay?