Veronica Mars : No jokes. No innuendoes, no quips. Don't even think of alluding to having seen me naked or having touched any part of my body that does not have fingers. Logan Echolls : Can I mention that my eyes adored you? I got it. No calling you bobcat, no talk of milky thighs. Veronica Mars : Go home. Veronica Mars : Here's a fun thing to say to your beau: 'Mind if I go put the screws to someone? Logan Echolls : Go ahead, screw your brains out. Veronica Mars : Your last name is Chu?
The series depicts the adventures of Veronica Mars Kristen Bell as she navigates life as a college student while moonlighting as a private detective. Meanwhile, Parker Lee Julie Gonzalo ends her relationship with Logan, and Keith Mars Enrico Colantoni navigates the issues surrounding his candidacy in the upcoming sheriff's election. In an effort to prevent Veronica Mars from being cancelled, Thomas had filmed a twelve-minute pitch for a concept involving Veronica in the FBI Academy , but it was rejected. When writing the episode, Thomas and Ruggiero removed seven minutes of material from the original cut; they wanted to create an ambiguous finale that did not resolve everything neatly. At the time of its original broadcast, the episode was viewed by 2. Logan regretfully informs Veronica that there is a sex video circulating of her and Piz, handing her a burned DVD; she berates him and denies the recording is authentic. After viewing the video, she goes to find Piz, who is badly bruised and bleeding, to confirm he was not involved in recording the footage, which he was not. Learning Logan attacked Piz due to mistakenly believing Piz made and released the video, Parker confronts Logan in his hotel room, tearfully breaking up with him because his actions show he still loves Veronica. Veronica arrives as Parker is leaving, and berates him for attacking Piz. She then confronts Dick about the origins of the sex tape, who reveals that he got it from Chip Diller.
I seriously questioned the future of our relationship based on that fact alone. He gets worshipped every day at work. I am really in love with him. If she is full on Mormon, this relationship will go one of two ways: You will convert and change your entire lifestyle and personality to conform with her expectations never to deconvert or you will face severe penalitesor you will break up because you won't convert and change everything about yourself. I take offense to your statement about affairs. She sounds so indoctrinated that like even if you try to get her to open up, who knows you might get like a BJ out of it doesn't sound like it but who knowsyou have to realize that a lifetime of conditioning will be set in motion in her mind that will make your life hell. If you are not creative just copy love poems from famous romantics. There is a lot about Mormonism I am still struggling to understand, but I am reading faith-based memoirs and studying up on Mormonism as well as other religions but the relevance here is on Mormonism. She was expecting me to break up with her, like all previous guys she's been into have done. Will people have feelings about your interfaith marriage.
Veronica Mars : No jokes. No innuendoes, no quips. Don't even think of alluding to having seen me naked or having touched any part of my body that does not have fingers. Logan Echolls : Can I mention that my eyes adored you? I got it. No calling you bobcat, no talk of milky thighs. Veronica Mars : Go home. Veronica Mars : Here's a fun thing to say to your beau: 'Mind if I go put the screws to someone? Logan Echolls : Go ahead, screw your brains out.
Veronica Mars : Your last name is Chu? Hsiang 'Charleston' Chu : Yeah. Veronica Mars : Charleston Chu? Veronica Mars : Remember that case a couple years ago where that woman was impersonating her boss? How did you obtain the ATM photos that proved it? Keith Mars : I know a guy, a representative of the bank. He needs to request a court order and once the court order is issued, it only takes about an hour to get the photos. Veronica Mars : So, it's a piece of cake.
Keith Mars : A monkey with a friend who's a bank representative can do it. Veronica Mars : So, Bubbles. You feel like doing me a solid? Keith Mars : Is it possible your boyfriend's financial problems are just his champagne wishes and caviar dreams biting him on the ass?
Veronica Mars : One solid-gold foosball table and a couple of man-servants and suddenly he's spendy. Dick Casablancas : You're torturing me! Veronica Mars : Without even trying? God, I'm good! Dick Casablancas : My brothers are all sorts of pissed. They think you're coming after them instead of trying to find the real raper. Veronica Mars : Do you mean rapist? Learn the terminology! Veronica Mars : Umm, did you trip and fall onto sandalwood, musk, and a hint of spicy citrus or is that cologne?
Keith Mars : It's aftershave. I'm going to traffic court. Veronica Mars : Sexy traffic court? Keith Mars : Hmm. Nice shoes. You change your major to Women's Studies? Veronica Mars : Ha! Yuk it up, fancy pants. Veronica Mars : A problem is just an opportunity in disguise. Wallace Fennel : I liked the other place you worked better. Veronica Mars : Think maybe that's because we had food there? Veronica Mars : In my world, the wicked don't get parting gifts. Sign In. Showing all 12 items. Jump to: Photos 1 Quotes Shows Cancelled Too Soon :.
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